Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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