so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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