god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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