Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
As shirtless as possible
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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