WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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