i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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