She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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