a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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