You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
