Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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