Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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