We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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