Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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