why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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