This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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