I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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