The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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