Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
