he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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