Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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