if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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