i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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