talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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