don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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