i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
