Please, let me fuck your mom
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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