How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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