We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
my poor anus
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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