I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
