Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Four minutes until I can fart!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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