don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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