I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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