I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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