I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
