I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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