You're so nebulous sometimes
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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