4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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