So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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