i just google imaged poop.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
