Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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