Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can I color on your dick again?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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