brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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