all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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