Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Buhtt sex?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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