just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize