just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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