I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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