it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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