she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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