Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
