After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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