Me too!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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