She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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